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Also see: Flyin' 'crackers

Out of all the asinine things I have heard of late, the "plot" allegedly discovered to blow up airplanes with "household chemicals" and everyday shit like mascara and baby formula, has got to be the most stupidest shit I ever heard of. It only goes to show you how DESPERATE these bastards in Washington are to have all of the rest of you stupid assholes believe this "terrorist" shit.

One would think that by now, if you could make a bomb with everyday household shit like mascara and baby powder, someone in a "bedroom community" would have blown up by now. Sure, you can make a pretty bad stink mixing Clorox and Lye, or baby shit with Alka Seltzer.... but chances are Bubba in the seat next to you would open up a can of whup-ass real quick, and that would be the end of you.

Some may think this shit is funny, but even if the sole of your shoe was made out of C-4, you're not going to set it off by lighting a match to it.

The "terrorists" (politicians in Washington) would like you to believe this crap, and if you believe it, you fall prey to their plot. It's mindless, really... and because it's so stupid, and so mindless, and so ridiculous, people fail to believe it. They make it ridiculous for a reason. They don't want you to believe someone who exposes this bullshit as someone who is telling the truth - and just by virtue of the fact that he's the President, or the Secretary of State, or some other high-ranking politician, you believe them - and they are the REAL terrorists.

Well, if the American people put up with this "terrorist" bullshit much longer, this is how we are going to have to fly in the future.... (just don't put any lard-ass bimbo next to me).

NOTE: Almost 4 years after this original article was written, there have been numerous stupidities committed on domestic flights, chief among them was the December 2009 incident of some Asshole setting off firecrackers on a Delta Airlines flight. As much levity as there seems to be here, I have to say it: I WAS RIGHT!!

Photo "lifted" from Alex Jone's Web site on www.PrisonPlanet.TV
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