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This Old Tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C. by the O'Bummer Administration. 

Are you starting to feel it yet? 

 

The administration of tobacco smoke enemas may have given rise to the age-old expression:

"You're blowin' smoke up my ass".

No doubt you can probably find one of these antique enema kits on eBay if you look long enough.


 

Instructions for making your very own Tobacco {or marijuana} smoke enema

Since bellows are hard to come by these days, one has to use ingenuity and improvise from available parts. Hookahs are not too hard to find; you will need one for a single smoker. The administration of a smoke enema requires two people; it is almost impossible to self-administer. Choose a partner wisely.

Since the hookah needs to be lit - some hookahs work by placing a lit charcoal briquette on a screen over the smoking material - you will want to locate the hookah a bit of a distance away from your partner's bare ass. Therefore, a 20-foot or longer length of surgical tubing is required. Simply extend the exiting hose by splicing the tubing onto the end.

Curved nozzles are almost mandatory for smoke douches.

A tank of compressed air {you can make one from a used Aqua-Lung™} is way better than "shotgunning" by placing your mouth over the hot bowl with the hose up your partner's ass.

 

For those of you who are into more - shall we say, "conventional" enema play, we have these and other books available.

 

Erotic Enema Tales
 

Are you "into" this sort of stuff? C'mon!.... 'fess up!! Everybody knows you're full of shit, and a good enema will prove it. Yes, this book is about assholes.... the REAL NICE assholes!

 

A book of short stories and essays from real people - telling of their sexual experiences at the end of an enema nozzle.

 

The Enema Cookbook - Paul Damas

The Enema Cookbook

 

This is the quintessential enema recipe guide from an author with experience. This book is an excellent companion to Erotic Enema Tales. The Enema Cookbook covers a multitude of simple and exotic enema recipes, and covers enema basics, safety, and has references to safe and discreet online sources for all your enema and personal hygiene needs.

 

 

 

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