The initial State of BushCronium attracts morons and paeons until the nucleus becomes so dense that it explodes. Below is a scanning electron microscope view filmed with a high-speed camera at 100 trillion frames per second in order to capture the trillionth-of-a-second micro-annihilation that takes place once the nucleus attains critical mass. Scientists say that a typical BushCronium atom takes up to 7.55334 years to accumulate enough paeons and morons to achieve the state of instability that causes self-annihilation. Scientists first suspected the existence of BushCronium back during World War II era, around the time that the German Reichstag building burned. Evidence for the existence of this elusive element had accumulated during the Pearl Harbor bombing, the Gulf of Tonkin incident, and the element's signature has been detected in abundance in the wreckage of the Murrah building, the World Trade Center, and the Pentagon.

We have, on this Web site, received an e-Mail and had an extensive phone conversation with someone we will only identify as "John" - who we, in our carefully considered opinion, believe is a terminal case of BushCronium poisoning. The symptoms are primarily: Belief in the government's "conspiracy theory" on 9-11, and outright refusal to accept empirical evidence for consideration in forming one's opinions. This is by far, the saddest case we have EVER encountered, but the phone conversation, replete with Tourette-Syndrome profanity, is one of the most hilarious things you will ever hear on the Internet. You gotta' hear this!

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