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An Asshole and his
/ her money are soon parted. The advertisement for this "product" which
claims to have a
U.S. Patent
# 5,989,178
(reproduced
below from a US Patent Office search) appeared in an ad from an FFA
network recently sent to me in an email. Of all the PATENTLY (pun
intended) idiotic shit I've ever seen, this is probably one of the most
imbecilic ads on the Internet. I've reproduced the Web page below (minus
the links and including the spelling and grammatical errors) in a format
that is a bit more eye-appealing than the one he has.
Tell me; does this dude
Alex Chiu look
like he's immortal?
Do Assholes REALLY
exist on the planet that believe this shit actually works? Sometimes,
I'd venture to say, that you might get a placebo effect from someone who
is totally brain-dead - but I can guarantee you, it won't turn ANYONE
into a "supermodel", and everyone dies - eventually. I particularly get
a chuckle from "Gorgeouspil" - he must have gotten that idea from a Star
Trek Original Series episode titled
"Mudd's Women",
in which a pill called
"The Venus Drug"
makes women absolutely gorgeous.
While there is a US patent on a "magnetic ring", there is nothing in the
abstract that says anything about any of the claims this Asshole makes
on his Web site. All this "magnetic ring" is good for is picking up
paper clips or sewing needles you dropped on the shag carpet. The entire
scam involves (plastic) magnetic rings that you wear on fingers and/or
toes (Yes, wear them on your feet to attract all those sharp pins
embedded in the carpet) and "Gorgeouspil" pills or powder (make
your own pills, Asshole!!) Immortality? Yeah, right! He's
stealing money from stupid people, and he quotes Bible passages to
support his thievery. |
| United States Patent |
5,989,178 |
| Chiu |
November 23, 1999 |
Magnetic ring Abstract
A magnetic ring adapted to be worn on the little finger of the hand.
The magnetic ring includes a ring and a pair of permanent magnets that
extend from the ring. When the magnetic ring is worn on the little
finger of the right hand, the pair of permanent magnets are oriented on
the top and bottom, respectively, of the little finger, with the South
pole of the magnet that is oriented on the top of the little finger
generally contacting the top of the little finger, with the North pole
of the magnet that is oriented on the top of the little finger in
opposition thereto, with the North pole of the magnet that is oriented
on the bottom of the little finger generally contacting the bottom of
the little finger, and with the South pole of the magnet that is
oriented on the bottom of the little finger in opposition thereto. When
the magnetic ring is worn on the little finger of the left hand, the
position of the polarities of the pair of permanent magnets are reversed
from that of the right hand. The magnetic ring can also be made to fit
around all the fingers of the hand and all the toes of the foot.
| Inventors: |
Chiu; Alexander Y. C.
(Foster City, CA)
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| Appl. No.:
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08/825,729 |
| Filed: |
April 2, 1997 |
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The Amazing Immortality
Devices
Eternal Life Extension
Introducing You An Unbelieveable
Immortality Rings and Immortality Foot Braces
Enhanced By a Powerful Magnetic devices
That Is believed Could Transform You Into
Immortality Life Living Forever Young!!
Not Only Will These Devices Do
Incredible Magic
To Your Body But With The Help Of Superfood It
Could Also Change Your Facial Bones Until You
Look Gorgeous Even Gorgeous Than Super Models!
Everlasting life will be
on earth, for men and
women whose bodies will be changed to be immortal.
(Matthew 5:5; I Corinthians 15:53-54; Philippians 3:20-21).
A bible prophecy
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GORGEOUSPILTM
pending
Gorgeous pill
will make you prettier and more beautiful every morning. You'll gradually
look PERFECT, even more gorgeous than super models. You will one day reach
PHYSICAL PERFECTION! It is very powerful and strong enough to change the
shape of your facial bones and the whole skeleton of your body!
No more plastic surgery! No more implants required!!
Super Chi Flush
- It doesn't matter what handicaps you have. This stuff will burns
thoroughly everything that deforms your body!
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Here is a
chart that I made based on my personal experience. |
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Wear
Immortality Devices for 1 day |
equals to 30
days of healing without the devices. It heals your body faster than
you can age. That's why you stop aging, and in most cases, reverse
aging.. |
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Use
Immortality Devices and Gorgeouspil for 1 day |
equals to 3
months of healing with only the devices. (no joke) That's why the
shape of your bones can change within a few days. |
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Use the
devices, Gorgeouspil, and also Chi Flush for 1 day |
equals to 5
days of healing with the devices and Gorgeouspil. And you get to
remove all Chi blockades which the Gorgeouspil cannot do. |
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Becoming immortal a real immortals is thought to be impossible by many
but by using immortality rings and immortality foot braces and with
the help of superfood enhanced by a powerful magnetic devices there's
nothing impossible to stay physically forever young! These stuff has
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Heal The Handicaps. - The Super food is very
strong and powerful enough to heal blindness, deaf, dumb, cancer, tumour, herpes etc.. because it burn everything thoroughly all kind of
diseases and deformations that plague on your body!
Immortality Foot Braces | The Eternal Life
Foot Braces - The Eternal Life Rings and The Eternal Life Foot Braces
are believed to allow humans to stay physically young forever or turn
humans physically younger, as long as you wear the rings or foot
braces every night during sleep. (Our lawyer told us to use the word
"believe")
Immortality Rings | Eternal Rings - You need
to use both The Eternal Foot Braces and The Eternal Rings to maximise
the healing process as it will allow humans to stay physically young
forever or turn humans physically younger, as long as you wear the
eternal rings and eternal foot braces every night during sleep. (Our
lawyer told us to use the word "believe")
Living Healthily Forever Young!
Magnetic Therapy - Magnetic Devices - This
magnets is very powerful placed on the small fingers or toes to make a
person stay forever young and cure all kind of diseases!
Reverse Ageing - The most Powreful food ever
invented that could reverse ageing process and generate a newer cells
the fastest way!
Gorgeouspil is the only savior of Earth
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The
biggest enemy of mother nature is human. We humans reached the
top of the food chain and kept multiplying until no end.
More
humans means more pollution; More trees cut down for wood, more
forest burned for living space, and more slaughtering of
innocent animals.
Stopping humans from multiphying is the only feasible way of
saving mother nature. |
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And Gorgeouspil can stop humans from
multiplying! So spreading the usage of Gorgeouspil can save the
environment. Here's why:
- Without
Gorgeouspil, people's bodies would age. Blockages of Chi energy
would torment a person's soul. The soul can no longer tolerate
flowing inside a deteriorating body. New bodies need to be
reproduced.
- The
deteriorating body is forced to produce offspring so that his
soul can share a line of new and fresh bodies. This is what I
call 'abandon ship' theory.
- But with
Gorgeouspil, the body will constantly be repaired. Blockages of
Chi energy will slowly be opened up. If there is no more
blockages of Chi energy, the soul will no longer be tormented.
Therefore the body no longer needs to reproduce itself. No more
'abandon ship'.
So people who take
Gorgeouspil don't want kids. A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to
concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter
his soul on to other bodies. So making babies is not desirable for
people who take Gorgeouspil. Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve
unlimited beauty and unlimited youth. Meanwhile, it stops humans from
unnecessary reproductions of more human beings.
Help
bring this new technology to light. For the sake of mother nature, for
the sake of millions of innocent animals, for the sake of your own
future. Don't blindly let the unnecessary reproductions of more human
beings ruin our home. Spread the word about Gorgeouspil.
As
an immortal you have a duty to protect our planet. Let the spreading of
words be your first mission.
Everlasting life will be on earth, for men and women whose
bodies will be changed to be immortal. (Matthew 5:5; I
Corinthians 15:53-54; Philippians 3:20-21). A bible prophecy
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