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 FAMILY HISTORY OF ‘JACK SCHITT
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       This is being presented so that you can avoid being told that “You don’t know Jack Schitt”. In fact, you will now know all about him.

       Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, proprietor of the Kneedeep Schitt Inn. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children.

       Holy Schitt, their first born, died shortly after childbirth. However, they produced twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son, Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married a high school dropout, Dumb Schitt.

       Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they had a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt, and Horace Schitt.

       Bull Schitt went overseas and married an Italian chick, Pisa Schitt and they are currently expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.

       Now you know Jack Schitt.

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