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August 2007 ~ In one of the funniest impromptu pieces I ever expected to do, I (Dave) received an e-Mail from a guy I will only identify as "John". He wanted to debate me on my views on 9-11 which are posted on Net4TruthUSA.com. He started his e-Mail in the way most idiots who don't have evidence to back up their "objections" to what they would like to believe - he opened his greeting with an insult. But he left his phone number... so I called. Friends, you will not believe this. You'll think I made this shit up. You'll think "nobody's THAT stupid". I got news for you... They're OUT THERE, folks! And if we don't educate them in how to do critical thinking real soon, I'm afraid the Nazi Regime in Washington will get what they're after. Go read the article I wrote and listen to the phone conversation - then TRY to get some sleep tonight, knowing that John is out there in Ohio somewhere.

April 2007 ~ Our affiliate Web site at www.TelsonUSA.com opened a store on eBay. The URL for the store is: http://phoenixstore.easybid.biz/. Net proceeds for the first two weeks in business is $985 - which is not bad. Plans are in the works to expand the store and add hundreds of great products - Telson is working with a NJ warehouse to do estate liquidations, and so you never know what you'll find at a great price at PhoenixStore. Pay them a visit, and for Pete's sake - BUY SOMETHING.

March 2007 ~ If this was CNN, we would be out of business. Be that as it may, the only GOOD thing that happened in our once-great nation this month was that "Scooter" Libby was convicted of several counts of perjury and obstruction of justice. No doubt, Dubya will pardon the piece of shit just as he turns over the White House to the Democrats in 2008. With a name like "scooter", he'd have a hard time taking a shower in Leavenworth Prison!

December 29, 2006 ~ 22:05 Hours (10:05 PM) Eastern Standard Time - The sub-human piece of pig shit known as Saddam Hussein was hung this morning. His eulogy appears on this web site - only because I had nothing else better to do today.

The author of this Web Site runs a HUGE ONLINE STORE at www.TelsonUSA.com - which is also mirrored on this Web site.... all of the really neat stuff you could ever want in one place. You don't have to go ANYWHERE ELSE to shop online. You can get a left-nostril inhaler that glows in the dark with your initials monogrammed on it.... well, maybe NOT the monogram J .... Don't be an Asshole.... check it out.

    Same Schitt....

    Different day

     (Who am I? Walter Cronkite?)

    If you want NEWS, then go to CNN - It's Mainstream LIES, but ASSHOLES believe it.

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(This shit ain't funny, folks!)

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