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August 2007 ~ In one
of the funniest impromptu pieces I ever expected to do, I (Dave) received an
e-Mail from a guy I will only identify as "John". He wanted to debate me on my
views on 9-11 which are posted on
Net4TruthUSA.com. He
started his e-Mail in the way most idiots who don't have evidence to back up
their "objections" to what they would like to believe - he opened his greeting
with an insult. But he left his phone number... so I called. Friends, you will
not believe this. You'll think I made this shit up. You'll think "nobody's THAT
stupid". I got news for you... They're OUT THERE, folks! And if we don't educate
them in how to do critical thinking real soon, I'm afraid the Nazi Regime in
Washington will get what they're after. Go
read the article I wrote and listen to the phone
conversation - then TRY to get some sleep tonight,
knowing that John is out there in Ohio somewhere.
April 2007 ~ Our affiliate
Web site at
www.TelsonUSA.com
opened a store on eBay.
The URL for the store is:
http://phoenixstore.easybid.biz/. Net proceeds for the first two weeks in
business is $985 - which is not bad. Plans are in the works to expand the store
and add hundreds of great products - Telson is working with a NJ warehouse to do
estate liquidations, and so you never know what you'll find at a great price at
PhoenixStore. Pay them a visit, and for Pete's sake - BUY
SOMETHING.
March 2007 ~
If this was CNN, we
would be out of business. Be that as it may, the only GOOD thing that happened
in our once-great nation this month was that "Scooter" Libby was convicted of several counts of perjury and obstruction
of justice. No doubt, Dubya will pardon the piece of shit just as he turns over
the White House to the Democrats in 2008. With a name like "scooter", he'd have
a hard time taking a shower in Leavenworth Prison!
December 29, 2006 ~
22:05 Hours (10:05 PM) Eastern Standard Time -
The sub-human piece of pig
shit known as Saddam Hussein was hung this morning.
His eulogy appears on this web site - only because I had nothing else better
to do today.
The author of this Web
Site runs a HUGE ONLINE STORE at
www.TelsonUSA.com
- which is also
mirrored on this Web site.... all of the really neat
stuff you could ever want in one place. You don't have to go ANYWHERE ELSE to
shop online. You can get a left-nostril inhaler that glows in the dark with your
initials monogrammed on it.... well, maybe NOT the monogram
J
.... Don't be an
Asshole.... check it out.
Different day
(Who am I? Walter
Cronkite?)
If you want NEWS, then
go to CNN - It's Mainstream LIES, but ASSHOLES
believe it.
This site has been restructured, and is on its way
to becoming a separate entity.
We do our best to give you the TRUTH - and
make you laugh about it.
(This shit ain't funny, folks!)
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