If you watched CNN - or
any NEWS program that covered the hanging of Saddam Hussein, you had to have
noticed that the executioner put a black towel around Saddam's neck (visible in
this photo under the noose).
What?
Were they trying to keep
Saddam's neck from getting rope burns?
Like it would REALLY
matter!
That towel PROVES that
Iraqi executions are
humane.
God forbid they should
violate the 8th Amendment....
Oh, I forgot.
They don't have an 8th
Amendment.
Scratch that. Delete that.
Forget that.
And not for nothin' -
check out that hangman's knot!
That's the biggest fuckin'
hangman's knot I ever seen!
They should have whapped
the son-of-a-bitch across the head with it
A few times.
At least three times...
No, seven times...
Make that eleven times...
Before they put it around
his neck.
That's a
special
knot...
They teach young boys to
tie those big-ass knots
In the Iraqi Boy Scouts.
The kid who tied that knot
Must have earned a LOT of camping merit badges!
Makes me want to become a
Scoutmaster again.
Y'know when they hang you,
You shit and piss all over
yourself.
It's a big mess to clean up.
They should send the
videotape
To
"Dirty Jobs"
EeeeeeeeYeeeew!
Somebody's gotta' do it.
If it was up to me,
I would have used a dull
axe.
Or a small, silver
ball-peen hammer.
Y'know...
"Bang-bang Maxwell's
silver hammer
Came down upon his head...
Bang-bang Maxwell's silver
hammer
Made sure that he was
dead".
Yeah.
Or how 'bout a combination
lock in a tube sock?
Lock in a sock.
Like prisoners do it.
Jailhouse Justice.
Turn the bastard over to
the Nyetas or the Crips.
Yeah,
I'm a sick puppy, aight!
But I'm supposed to
FORGIVE
OK, Lord
Whatever You say.
I forgive him.
Really.
Reaaaallly-Really I do.
Know why?
"For all have sinned and
come short of the glory of God".
That's why.
But
MY
sins don't include murder and genocide.
Just about everything
ELSE....
But not murder or
genocide.
That's where I draw the
line.
I just have a
little
piece of wood in
MY
eye!
And I don't live in a
glass house....
(although it would be
interesting to see what the curtains would look like).
Anybody see my Pet Rock?
You gotta' excuse me.
It's 7:51 AM
I can't sleep.
Been awake since....
I don't remember....
Let's see...
Thursday morning?
Believe that?
Shit!
Or as the Iraqis spell
it....
Shiite!
No offense
intended.
All together now....
None
taken.
The old Star Trek re-runs
are coming on channel 46.
My allergies are kickin'
my ass.
I don't get colds.
Only get occasional
post-nasal drip.
Twenty-four hour snot
output volume
Must have been several
quarts.
No, I didn't
measure
it...
But my estimates can't be
too far off.
I need a snot bucket.
A drool bucket will do in
a pinch.
Sudafed
and Afrin
ain't doing
Jack Schitt
I wasted 9 bucks on that
crap at CVS this morning.
My dog Rocky is bustin' to go
outside.
It's springtime in January
(in New York)
And I have better things
to do
Than to pay any more
attention
Or waste any more time
On a broke-neck piece of
dead sub-human shit.
Saddam has his 40 virgins
now.
But they're all
cross-dressers.
Karma is a bitch!
Allah Akhbar!
This shit makes me wanna'
toss my tacos.
That's it.
Tacos!
I'm goin' to
Taco Bell
Just half-way down the
block
And across Northern Blvd.
Just gotta' remember
To spray Lysol
on the lettuce.
C-U-L8r.
Photos on this page from Associated Press - Used under "fair use" provision of US Copyright laws.
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