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THE VERY PARTIAL LIST OF PHISHER / SCAMMERS


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You notice that in almost all of these scams, unfortunate people die and leave a big sum of money without a will. Then some bogus lawyer shows up, and instead of stealing the money himself, tries to rope you into committing fraud and impersonation. These assholes should change the plot of their scenarios... it's so predictable, I'm starting to get bored. BTW I don't believe it is a coincidence that this mega-turd chose the name "Elves".... YOU figure it out!
 

 

SENT JULY 14, 2007



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Message from Elves:
THE DESK OF ELVES STEPHENS
SOLICITORS & ADVOCATES, COURT OF ENGLAND
RC: 35074 Our Ref: JUSTICE/FG2007

Dear Sir/ Madam,

I am Barrister Elves Stephens, and I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. The issue i am presenting to you is a case of my client Mr. Mark Creg who was among the 770 people that were injured in the London bombings of 7/7/2005 terrorists attack in the United Kingdom and he latter died three days in a hospital, willed a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate his next-of-kin died on the same day of the incident. I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.

According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government. However, I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government. My purpose of contacting you is to seek your acting as the heir/beneficiary of the will, and lay claim the legacy of 7.5 million pound, which this unfortunate client of mine deposited in his bank. For now, I alone know about this, as his personal representative, my client has great confidence in me. Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 35% for you and 65% for me. I would want to take care of the needy, less privileged and in charity homes, as this is my primary objective. All I have to do as the executor, is amend his will to make you the beneficiary to the 7.5 million pounds.

Again, I feel that you may apprehensive and consider this amount too big for you to defend. It does not matter, as there are documents to back it up. This is a legacy being passed on to a next-of-kin. As I am not very sure of getting your consent on the issue, I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being disbarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar. I need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. I therefore appeal to you not discuss this request with anybody, even if you decline my request.

At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of this opportunity. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. Please you are strongly advice to reply to my private E-mail: elvesstephens_bar@walla.com  as soon as possible with your full name, home address and your Telephone/fax numbers, for as soon as I receive this I will detail you on the next step of this transaction so that we can proceed immediately.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly


ELVES STEPHENS


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