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THE VERY PARTIAL LIST OF PHISHER / SCAMMERS
                                                        
Of course, there is no end
to illiterate thieving scumbags in the Benin Republic, either. This crap was
received Dec 11, 2007, without any prior communication. The way the message is
written, it sounds like a follow-up to some earlier communication, but of
course, there was no earlier communication.
Spelling errors in red;
[My comments in
brackets]
Attn: Honourable Beneficiary,
This is to officially inform you that we have verified your file
[what file?] and found out why you have not
received your fund/draft. It was because you have not
fulfiled the obligations [no doubt the
"obligations" was to send money - I must have missed that part] given to
you in respect of your overdue fund/draft payment.
Also, You are still dealing with the none officials
["none" officials alright!] in the Bank/Courier and all your attempt to
secure the release of your fund/draft failed [what the
fuck is this jibeep talking about?] . I wish to advise you that
such an illegal act [the pot calling the kettle "black"]
should have to stop if you wish to receive your newly
lunched ["lunched" as in "eaten"] atm card
payment. I wish to let you know that necessary arrangement has been put in place
to release your fund as your fund was arranged and
carefull edited [how do you "edit" an ATM card?]
into ATM card.
This is the latest instruction from Mr. President, Thomas Yayi Boni/Ministry of
Finance Benin Republic. The card center had deposited your ATM master card with
the below delivery company [the "delivery company" is not
mentioned]. Mr. President had mandated to issue out (usd$400,000.00) as
part payment for this fiscal year 2007. You have to stop further contacts with
other person(s) Or Office(s) to avoid any problems in receiving your ATM master
card [in other words, don't call the cops]. You
will make withdrawals in any part of the world with this ATM master card but the
amount you will withdraw per a day is maximium
["maximium" - sounds kind-of Romanesque, eh?] of
(US$1,000 ). The amount in the ATM master card is usd$400,000.00.
The only fee that You will send the company is the delivery charges of usd$98
[that's cheap!].
Therefore, Kindly contact the company and requst
them to give you the informations to send the
usd$98. and then register for the delivery of your ATM master card to your
address [fat fuckin' chance!].
Send them the below informations;
1. Your full name..............
2. Your phone and fax number..................
3. Address where you want them to send your ATM master card.............
4. Your age and current occupation...............
5. A copy of your identification card.................
6.The delivery Charges usd$98.
Contact person;
Pastor Chris.
E-mail;
globalcourrierbenin001@yahoo.fr
Note: because of imposters [don't get me started!],
We hereby issed you a code of conduct which is
(ATM-318) you have to indicate it when contacting the payment center using it as
your subject.
Regards.
Hon. Pastor Chris
Chief Auditor To the president
Benin Republic.
It is doubtful that anyone with half a brain would take
this shit seriously. However, these illiterate, third-word
jibeeps
wouldn't be spamming all this crap if it wasn't worth the trouble. There are
assholes among us, folks; and I'll bet dollars to
donuts that whoever this person is, there are more $98 deposits to his
account than you or I would imagine.
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