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THE VERY PARTIAL LIST OF PHISHER / SCAMMERS
                                                        
This illiterate scumbag
can only be described as....... well..... le' me see..... yeah.....
"precious".
{My comments in curly brackets}
Sent: APRIL 14, 2008
-----Original Message-----
From: Elizabeth Johnson [mailto:leezerbtan@hamdard.net.pk]
Sent: Monday, April 14, 2008 8:03 AM
Subject: Re:Business
Dear Sir,
Please don't see the under stated text for amount of US$14,400,000 as one of
those scam mails. {now what would make me think
THAT?} It is not a scam mail in any way,
neither does it has any breach to law. {not
Ferengi law, anyway - see "The Rules of Acquisition"}
It is absolutely real and legit to the core for you and I to amicably share.
{Oooooh-Kay!}
I am MR. Julian Williams, Director of Finance And Purchases, National Aviation
Authority (NAA). {does Nigeria have an Air Force?
What is it? A flock of pterodactyls dropping coconuts from great heights? }
Please my resolve to write you is to confide in you
with all my heart, sincerity and honesty
{which isn't much to speak of}
over this amount of US$14,400,000 (Fourteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars). {yeah, sure!.... go on...}
I deliberately make an excess amount of the above figure
to the (NAA) when I was ordered by the President to present my department's
article of purchase and repair of two Presidential Air Jet and purchasing of
huge servicing
spear parts
{there are a whole lot of
spear-chuckers in
jibeepland, and when you chuck a lot of spears,
naturally, you would need spear parts}
for government's commercial air crafts to his office for
assent. {what?} The
quotation paperwork which was physically sent to the President by the Minister
of NAA and myself was carefully cross-checked by the President and the
Accountant General of the Federation {this
jibeep must be a
Trekkie.... a fuckin' illiterate P'Taahch!}
before the President could finally assented to it after a
week of its submission. {they fucked him up the ass
with a rolled-up pineapple husk dipped in coconut oil until he agreed}.
Please now that the above amount is ready to be wired to
your account, I am urging you to let me have your full name and other info so
that it programmed in the Payment Schedule along with other beneficiaries whom
the President is paying through Foreign Reserve Account in Europe and America by
this month. {in other words "we want to put you
into the rip-off queue}.
I terms of security, be assured that there is
NO RISK INVOLVED
{noooo... no risk at all!!}
hence it had been approved for payment by the President and other relevant
authorities.
For sharing, you and I should amicably agree if it could be
50/50 ration or I should be
having 5% higher than you hence the transaction was brought by me. Any way you
decided I would happily accept hence I needed this US$14,400,000 to leave here
to your position.
Your reply urgently awaited as I hope you will, Please get in touch with me at
your earliest. Reply to:
julianwilliams@mail.md
Best Regards,
MR. Julian Williams
NATIONAL AVIATION AUTHORITY (NAA)
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